Miss Cherry Delight. Or Miss Scary DeFright. Everyone knows I’m the HalloQueen of the goddamn world. I don’t celebrate any other holiday except Halloween every single day. Why would I? All the other holidays are gross.
This song is for anyone who ever stuck their head out of their car window to shout at me “It’s not Halloween!”
My response gives them a good reason to step on the gas and floor it.
This is my costume, motherfucker. I’m not changing for anyone.